Plain pocketbook mussel displaying lure, fish mimic with eye spot © Ryan Hagerty, US Fish & Wildlife Service

To imagine the life of a freshwater mussel living in a southeastern U.S. river, picture a couch potato with a constant buffet line rolling past.

Anchored along the river’s bottom, this freshwater shellfish simply filters the water as it drifts by, getting its meals from the current.

For certain people, this may sound idyllic.

But the permanently sedentary lifestyle presents certain obvious problems: It’s kind of hard to hook up with another mussel when you don’t move. And it’s even harder to get the kids out of the house.

Still, the mussel has a few tricks in its shell when it comes to love and empty nesting, evolved to take advantage of river currents and unsuspecting fish.

No-Touch Sex

When it comes to sex, mussels master long-distance relationships. In fact, no direct contact is required.

Male mussels simply eject their semen into the river’s current. A short distance downriver, the female — filtering water, as mussels do — collects the floating semen and fertilizes her eggs. Mission accomplished.

Microscopic young mussels then hatch inside the female mussel’s shell, a safe and nourishing environment.

They can’t stay there forever. The problem is, sans shells, the tiny little mussels are helpless against predators. How can they survive the cold, hard world river world around them?

Enter the world’s strangest fishing lure.

That’s no fish…’s the lure of a plain pocketbook mussel (note the dark spot that mimics a fish eye to better fool unsuspecting bass into hosting the mussel’s offspring for part of their lifecycle. © Ryan Hagerty, US Fish & Wildlife Service

Scientists have only recently revealed a striking strategy for both dispersing and protecting young mussels in southeastern rivers like Florida’s Apalachicola .

There, certain species of mussels — like the strangely named shinyrayed pocketbook— stick out a lengthy fleshy protuberance into the river. In the current, it shakes and shimmies like an injured minnow. At the end of this 18-inch lure rests a sack filled with baby mussels.

Picture a bass, hunting along the river’s edge. It spots a minnow struggling. Perhaps it’s been fooled by a rubber worm or two used by area bass anglers, so it pauses for a second to warily eye its potential prey.

This is no fake.

The bass darts forward and gulps the minnow.

As it bites: an explosion.

The “minnow” disappears back into the mussel’s shell. The bass receives a mouthful of mussels.

Left: View of freshwater mussel larva (glochidia) in the gills of a large-mouth bass. Right: Microscopic view of freshwater mussel larva hiding out in the gill filaments of a bass. Images © Ryan Hagerty/USFWS and Molly Webb/USFWS, respectively.

The tiny mussels quickly attach themselves to the fish’s gills, where they’ll filter nutrients while living safely in the formidable castle of a full-sized fish.

When the mussel is mature enough to face river life, it releases from the gills, the fish none the worse for the experience. The mussel attaches to the bottom, having evaded many of its predators.

Why Fish Might Be the Mussels’ Meal Ticket

Unfortunately, the mussel faces other challenges for which it hasn’t had time to evolve solutions. Pollutants and altered river flows threaten many freshwater mussel species.

Most people, frankly, don’t care. Sure, mussels may be nature’s water purifiers. Conservationists call them a canary in the coal mine. Historically, a few people ate them. A few more made buttons with their shells.

Still, they’re not exactly charismatic.

Freshwater mussels are the kind of creatures that welcome scorn from those opposed to endangered species funding: Conservationists put the shinyrayed pocketbook ahead of people!

Shinyrayed pocketbook © Peter Malholland, US Fish & Wildlife Service

The road to mussel conservation funding and policy is thus littered with bitter debates and ridiculous sound bites. Some of us may argue that mussels — as irreplaceable and fascinating creatures of evolutionary history — deserve our appreciation, too. But that argument fails to persuade most.

However, the mussel’s strange underwater breeding life may hold an answer to its survival. Since the mussel needs fish, restoring fish could help restore mussels.

People like to catch and eat fish. They have a fan base.

On many rivers, a lot of the restoration efforts have focused on the benefits to native fish species. But restore habitat for fish, and you often restore it for mussels, too. And not only that, but mussels needspecific native fish species to survive.

Science has only recently revealed the ways mussels attract fish, and use their gills to carry their young. That knowledge not only deepens our understanding of the natural world; it also likely leads to more effective — and uncontroversial — conservation.